You know you’re from Oklahoma if…

…from Unwind.com

• You know the difference between the city of Durant and the city of Doo-rant.
• It doesn’t seem odd to see the term “chicken fried chicken” on a menu.
• You have used the phrase “fixin’ to” during the last 12 months.
• Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
• You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
• A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
• It doesn’t seem peculiar if your spouse says “I’m going in to town for something” even though you live in town.
• You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, and Okemah.
• You can remember the last 12 times a state legislator seriously introduced a bill involving castration, and he didn’t mean farm animals.
• You don’t turn on the news until 20 minutes past the hour, because that’s the only thing you care about anyway.
• You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
• When someone refers to the current season, you have no idea if they mean spring, summer, fall, winter or football.
• “Howdy” seems to be a normal way of greeting another adult, with no irony intended.
• You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
• It bothers you not one iota to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
• A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
• You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.